nut hugger
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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