How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
