I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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