ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I cut my penus on the lid.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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