Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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