Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'm sobbing to NWA
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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