come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Randomize
