Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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