how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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