I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
pop tarts are not kleenex
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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