check it out our google latitudes are spooning
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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