I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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