Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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