i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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