When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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