i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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