just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
