We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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