I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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