we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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