Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
