he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I am spending my child support on dildos
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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