Dual....:-)
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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