whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
is it fun? or sober?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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