"it" just moved
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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