Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
