what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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