that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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