I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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