Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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