i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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