you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
