I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
MIDGETS
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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