I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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