i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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