i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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