You really coming over, don't trick.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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