i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
that may or may not have been my penis.
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