My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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