Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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