Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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