I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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