Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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