dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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