I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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