But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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