but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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