this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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