i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Even my vagina gasped.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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