do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
