Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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