erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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